"In my future, a blank canvas full of design."

Tumblr and Stumbleupon should get together and make STumblr.

greentexting:

Hopefully I can post things on here that would get worse reception on Facebook. Let’s see how this works.

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

lindsaychrist:

coincidence?

i think not.

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.

dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

BBC, telling it how it is